Spoof Star Wars Toys That Never Were

George Lucas is a stickler for detail and even vets all those Star Wars toys that we bought under the pretence that they were really for the kids – some day.
“How many times have I told you NOT to touch The Millennium Falcon!!!!â€
Here’s some I’m sure he’d be impressed with. First up, we have the 'Smouldering Moisture Farm Playset - Recreate the moisture farm massacre'. Of course, in true Star Wars toy franchise fashion, the burnt skeletal figures of Aunt Beru and that grumpy old git, Uncle Owen must be purchased separately.
You can see Crispy Owen after the jump, along with my personal favourite action figure that never was, The Force.
It's not an empty box, it's the FORCEâ„¢, alright?-Martin Lynch
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