The trend for most camera phones these days is to increase the mega-pixel count of the snapper inside but, if that's just too sensible for you, you can opt for the Xun Chi 138, the world's smallest camera phone [that's the claim anyhow] where quality has been largely kicked out the window in favour of size. It's not much longer than an AA battery and inside you have a 1.3MP camera, a touch screen with hand writing recognition, MP3 player and GPRS features. Weighing in at just 55g, it measures only 2.6in in length and will, no doubt, be even harder to find than your existing phone. It can also take video at 15fps, but since the resolution is just 176 x 144 pixels, you may not want to. It's a dual-band GSM phone that will work in the UK - if you could get one from here - and if you do, let us know how long it takes to send a text with your big, chunky Westerner fingers. Personally, I'm already slow enough with a regular mobile. -Martin Lynch [Slippery Brick] phone camera mobile